MY TMNT FAN GIRLFRIEND

MY TMNT FAN GIRLFRIEND
A POEM
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Whenever i get a kick, when ever i get an itch, i get into my tmnt mood.
pizza is my only food. but friends dont understand, they can't get into it  
as i do man, thats why i hang out with my girlfriend a true tmnt fan!

when we walk the walk, we talk the talk, tmnt day and night, baby its only right
when we hang out together, we're so effin' nerdy. wearing t-shirts of green and yellow.
man my tmnt girlfriend makes me so mellow. we watch the show from 87  to 2003 to 2012 we read the comics, we role play online, damn man, i tell ya, my tmntfan girl is so fine!
i'm so proud to have her, i'm glad she's all mine.  

when the new reboot movie comes out, you bet yer ass we'll be in line. cause thats how we roll, we're very bold, let the tmnt obsession unfold. no one can do the things my girlfriend does when we get into our tmnt kick, shit man, we get a effin' buzz! normal girls cant stand my talk of turtles man, they dunno nothin' cause they're not true fans. i thank god everyday for my tmntfan girlfriend. cause i know we'll be fans to the very end. and when we have kids, shit man, they'll be tmntfans too. from the old cartoons to the recent and beyond. they'll be just as fond. my fandom for turtles is so strong, but not as strong as my love for my tmnt girlfriend cause she's my friend, my companion, my perfect partner of this tmnt fandom.


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